Hot Mama

So I saw this story about a mom who punished a kid with hot sauce. She was convicted and may face jail time. The only reason she was caught, was because she went on the Dr. Phil show and people were so outraged they demanded the police do something about it.

So this brings me to my first point, why would you go on Dr. Phil? He needs hot sauce put in his mouth so he does not speak. Give him the fiery butt hole. Of all the people in the world who you can go to, why is one of those choices Dr. Phil.
If I need money, I go to the bank, not to Bill Gates front door. You get the point…

Second point, what has happened to child punishment in this country? When I was a kid, my father chased me with the belt he was wearing at that specific time if I did something wrong. I got spankings, or smacked with a wood spoon or spatula. There was an arsenal of punishments at the hands of my parents. I think I turned out just fine, and I still love my parents for the most part.

Maybe the hot sauce is a bit much for a kid, don’t want to permanently damage the tongue, but I think we are being too nice to kids. It’s no wonder why a lot of kids these days are little assholes. You know it’s true. Kids are a lot bolder these days because they know they have nothing to be afraid of. Kids are well aware of Child Protective Services and use that against parents. It’s almost funny, but not quite. I say bring back giving your kid a good swat to the butt and put a little more fear in them.

I am only 24, but when I was a kid in elementary school, I was terrified of the older kids. Now the 4th graders talk like seniors and act 7th graders. There annoying, bold, and are smart at getting away with things.

Third and last point...Parents stop letting your kids do whatever the hell they want. Stop buying cell phones for them when they are 6 years old, stop treating them like little babies when they are no long little babies, and stop telling everyone how great your kid is, because honestly, they are not that great. (Unless they cured cancer, which that would be pretty neat)